Comments on: What’s your favorite status message?

By: 360Menopause

360Menopause — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:18:54 +0000

Regarding Hot Flashes – Menopausal Relief

“Are you sure I can’t spontaneously combust?”

By: xion

xion — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:52:28 +0000

“*Rips out my heart n puts it in a jar, pokes a few holes on the top && sets it by my bed* Hmm..ily.” hah for someone i love :p.. thats my favorite one.
“Starfish loves YOU!” hahah.
“Dialed your number a thousand times, but i know you’ll never answer. *hangs up* :/ miss you” wrote that one for an ex.
“Everytime youre around, its like my soul recognizes you. && as if my eyes were jealous of the tears already streaming down my face, i begin to cry.”
“Remember; thats all we can do. I wish i had died in your arms the last night we were together, so i wouldn’t have to awake without you today.”
“&& when the day comes that we meet, we will take these pills && make love. We’ll stare into eachothers eyes and smile as our eyelids become heavy, and we fall into the deep sleep of death; Together, forever.”
awes. wrote them all. except starfish loves you! haha love charlie the unicorn. =] feel free to use them. just give me a little credit :p

By: miapuray

miapuray — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:10:33 +0000

1. congratulations, you have successfully read my status message!
2. you can from the sky, or fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in LoVe with me! <3
3. birthdays dont mean you are getting older, you are just another year closer to death!
4. ring ring! hello? ring ring! he- hello? ring ring! hello? ring ring! he- hello? ring ri- YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!

By: hans

hans — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:27:20 +0000

these are my favorites, i use quotes most of the time so dont know who to give credits to, well thank you anyway.
1.Free your body and soul~Unlock your powerful wings~Climb up the highest mountains~Kick your feet up in the air~You may now live forever~Or return to this earth~Unless you feel good where you are
2. Status messages are stupid, why do ppl use them?
3. my cat ate my status message

By: yuri5000

yuri5000 — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:59:50 +0000

mine is…..

1. ricky hatton’s falling down, falling down, falling down, ricky hatton’s falling down., on the canvas…
2. invisible
3. u cant see me… (please?)
4. wat the?!! i think swine flu., already reached yahoo messenger..!! get away! and fast…

By: YukiTenshi

YukiTenshi — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:26:31 +0000

my favorite stat message is:

“type something witty here“

By: robyn

robyn — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:05:57 +0000

1. Insert witty status message here
2. Bite me
3. Writing madly….disturb and die
4. Walk by faith and not by sight
5. Reading Twilight (or use the name of any other book)
6. In a state of ignorant bliss
7. touched by cold hands

By: ralphie vasquez

ralphie vasquez — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:17:59 +0000

“Lost in Cyber Space”

By: Anu

Anu — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:37:46 +0000

current song i’m playing on itunes

By: karl

karl — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:23:03 +0000

Mine is cant talk right now i have 800000 pms from bots i think this will become popular