Comments on: What’s your favorite status message?

By: tract

tract — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:50:12 +0000

christian louboutins

By: RP

RP — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 04:37:38 +0000

Frain Bucked !

By: Hamix

Hamix — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:29:07 +0000

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By: Menopause Support

Menopause Support — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:48:12 +0000

I am going to spontaneously combust!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:19:12 +0000

says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:18:26 +0000

“is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 2 days and the box said 2-4 years.”

By: 360Menopause

360Menopause — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:18:54 +0000

Regarding Hot Flashes – Menopausal Relief

“Are you sure I can’t spontaneously combust?”

By: xion

xion — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:52:28 +0000

“*Rips out my heart n puts it in a jar, pokes a few holes on the top && sets it by my bed* Hmm..ily.” hah for someone i love :p.. thats my favorite one.
“Starfish loves YOU!” hahah.
“Dialed your number a thousand times, but i know you’ll never answer. *hangs up* :/ miss you” wrote that one for an ex.
“Everytime youre around, its like my soul recognizes you. && as if my eyes were jealous of the tears already streaming down my face, i begin to cry.”
“Remember; thats all we can do. I wish i had died in your arms the last night we were together, so i wouldn’t have to awake without you today.”
“&& when the day comes that we meet, we will take these pills && make love. We’ll stare into eachothers eyes and smile as our eyelids become heavy, and we fall into the deep sleep of death; Together, forever.”
awes. wrote them all. except starfish loves you! haha love charlie the unicorn. =] feel free to use them. just give me a little credit :p

By: miapuray

miapuray — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:10:33 +0000

1. congratulations, you have successfully read my status message!
2. you can from the sky, or fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in LoVe with me! <3
3. birthdays dont mean you are getting older, you are just another year closer to death!
4. ring ring! hello? ring ring! he- hello? ring ring! hello? ring ring! he- hello? ring ri- YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!

By: hans

hans — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:27:20 +0000

these are my favorites, i use quotes most of the time so dont know who to give credits to, well thank you anyway.
1.Free your body and soul~Unlock your powerful wings~Climb up the highest mountains~Kick your feet up in the air~You may now live forever~Or return to this earth~Unless you feel good where you are
2. Status messages are stupid, why do ppl use them?
3. my cat ate my status message